Things I learned in my life...

.... Don't take a sleeping pill and a laxative in the same night.



I also learned that being drunk each time you learn something new each time.

For example, last time i got drunk, I learned that if you decide to go christmas caroling, it's best to do it in a group... 'cause like if you do it alone that's totally taken a different way. You should also go around december. 'cause if you are outside in July and naked with a bottle booze yelling "JINGLE BELLS!!"... people look at you weird.














BAZING!




~Eric

[candidrachel]

I've learnt not to ask over-weight women when is the baby due? Seriously, I once shared a taxi with a very large woman and the taxi dropped her off outside the maternity unit and she looked pretty worse for wear like due ANY MINUTE! So I said good luck hope it'll all go well and she asked me what I was talking about and that she was here to vistit her DAUGHTER who had just given birth.

Me and the taxi driver were in hysterics. Its a wonder he managed to drive the car straight.

Too funny!!

[SusanH1970]

Originally Posted by candidrachel

I've learnt not to ask over-weight women when is the baby due? Seriously, I once shared a taxi with a very large woman and the taxi dropped her off outside the maternity unit and she looked pretty worse for wear like due ANY MINUTE! So I said good luck hope it'll all go well and she asked me what I was talking about and that she was here to vistit her DAUGHTER who had just given birth.

Me and the taxi driver were in hysterics. Its a wonder he managed to drive the car straight.

Too funny!!

LOL...after my sister in law had her son, she still carried the weight all through her midsection. I was out with her one day when her son was a preschooler, and some woman came up to her, actually rubbed her belly and asked her when she was due.

My sister in law removed the woman's hand, looked her in the eye, smiled sweetly and said, "Four and a half years ago."

[windrider86]

I've learned to bite my tongue more than I used to. Such as telling your boss she has a drug problem usually ends up in looking for another job.lol

[spencer28n]

I've learned that we live in a society that defines crazy as, "outside social norms." So by all means, call me crazy. Being crazy leads to more interesting pictures.=)

[aropilot]

I've learned to laugh and not be so serious. I grew up with very serious parents (they still are) and life seemed so hard. In my early 40's I had a very dramatic life changing event and decided it was time to lighten up. I still have challenges but by laughing more often and not sweating it all, I'm much better for it and feel happier then I ever have.

I also rarely turn down an adventure!

[Jim Bryant]

I'm still crazy after all these years.....photography has made me even crazier going on 40 years now

[candleman]

the more i learn the more i realise how little i really know

[kencaleno]

As any of you reading these posts will have gathered-I have learned to always speak my mind,no matter what- I get respect for being honest-I always front up face to face, and talk the talk-I believe Native Americans have a saying; "If you can talk to the anumals,you have no need to fear them."- My philosophy too. Ken