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If they are adults, ask them to smile if they had sex last night-works every time. Ken
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Old 09-26-2009, 06:16 AM
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hehe, thanks Ken
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Old 09-26-2009, 06:22 AM
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If they are adults, ask them to smile if they had sex last night-works every time. Ken
Well it made me laugh, but I don't know if I would be able to say it to anyone else! Haha.
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Easy, unique up on it.



How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it.
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What so you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye-deer.



What so you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

Still, no-eye deer.
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Old 09-28-2009, 01:10 AM
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Whatever you do, if you are photographing young kids/toddlers, DO NOT ask them to say "fuzzy pickles". I saw another photographer do this and I am VERY glad the parents were not around. Although, the result was very funny to us and our laughter made the kids laugh.

Another NO NO I have heard is NOT to stick your finger through your zipper and tell the kids to "smile at the little worm".
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:08 AM
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thanks y'all.. it went well.
i used the "what is a vampires favourite fruit"

"a neck-terine"

they laughed AT me but it still got some teeth.. so its all good.
one girl was particularly serious... it even got her going..
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:22 AM
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If they are adults, ask them to smile if they had sex last night-works every time. Ken
haha this! love this!
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