Big Time Professional

[Yad Sloof]

Hi everyone. I was laying in bed last night when I had the thought that I want to be a professional photographer. I mean, I have seen so many pictures in books and stuff, so I pretty much have the experience. So, today I went and bought a camera. One of those really good ones that takes really great pictures. That way, I don't have to specialize in any particular type of photography, I can just point it at whatever and there you go! I probably will do alot of weddings though, because I have a unique idea, one I haven't seen anyone else do. I'm going to cut and paste those word bubbles into the pictures so it looks like the bride and groom are saying funny things. Well, I don't have paste, but I do have glue. I think that will work better, anyway. And I know what you are all thinking, so don't even try stealing the idea. When I'm famous and rich in a few weeks, I WILL sue you.

Well, I'm off to the bank to warn them that I will be in ALOT more with my professional photography money. And, I'm going to go buy one of those three legged stands to put my camera on when I'm not using it. I thought, maybe in the front window, you know, to advertise. You will probably not hear from me for awhile, because I'm going to be so busy.
But, I just wanted to let you know about this, and give you all the chance of knowing me when I first started.

[wattsbw2004]

Lol, can you please rub off some of your professional quality on me so I can be just like you!!!!
FOOLS DAY huh?

[genielamb]

Oh that is just way to funny. Lately DPS has truly been tickling my funny bone. LOVE, no let me say absolutely ADORE the spoof on your name and location. Well done!

er perhaps I should have waited to post this

P.S. I have just the eulg for you, leaves no sticky mess and will not rub off on your photographs

[Jim Bryant]

Hhahahhahah, this is April Fool's day right...well for some of you it was hours or maybe a day ago

[candleman]

hahhaha.. you're 17 hours late for me mate.. its already the 2nd over here
i saw another post like this that i though may be a hoax too..
i was wrong


..good one tho' !

[JGennuso]

HA! Love this! Too funny! Great name and location...April Fools Day!
This is my favorite line...
And, I'm going to go buy one of those three legged stands to put my camera on when I'm not using it. I thought, maybe in the front window, you know, to advertise.

[Yad Sloof]

It's already been an hour and these are the only replies? I want more, more, more!

Originally Posted by wattsbw2004

Lol, can you please rub off some of your professional quality on me so I can be just like you!!!!
FOOLS DAY huh?

Yeah, you wish!

Originally Posted by genielamb

Oh that is just way to funny. Lately DPS has truly been tickling my funny bone. LOVE, no let me say absolutely ADORE the spoof on your name and location. Well done!

er perhaps I should have waited to post this

P.S. I have just the eulg for you, leaves no sticky mess and will not rub off on your photographs

Can you google it for me so I know where in Lirpa to get it? Thanks sweety, get back with me on that at my convenience.

Originally Posted by Jim Bryant

Hhahahhahah, this is April Fool's day right...well for some of you it was hours or maybe a day ago

What are you talking about? How did you take that picture of you holding the camera? I bet you had to move really fast!

Originally Posted by candleman

hahhaha.. you're 17 hours late for me mate.. its already the 2nd over here
i saw another post like this that i though may be a hoax too..
i was wrong


..good one tho' !

Hello? This is about ME, remember?

Originally Posted by JGennuso

HA! Love this! Too funny! Great name and location...April Fools Day!
This is my favorite line...
And, I'm going to go buy one of those three legged stands to put my camera on when I'm not using it. I thought, maybe in the front window, you know, to advertise.

Yes, another great idea from me. Steal it, and I WILL sue!

[SusanH1970]

This is hilarious!

Is this maxharvard????

[candleman]

Originally Posted by Yad Sloof

It's already been an hour and these are the only replies? I want more, more, more!

Hello? This is about ME, remember?

i'm surprised at all your punctuation, professionals normally dont use any punctuation at all.. i guess you're so artistically eccentric you're breaking the paradighms of what a photographer should be. i'm keen to see those "throwing" SHOTS you took with your awesome new i-phone.. i wish i had a pro camera like that
anyway,
good luck with those weddings. i know you dont need it because you're the "Mayor of Awesome-town"


lololol.. Susan,
yeah.. gotta be Max.. i should have known

[Wooglah]

Originally Posted by Yad Sloof

So, today I went and bought a camera. One of those really good ones that takes really great pictures.

Hah, if you wrote shots on auto, we could believe you at least for a second...