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Sunday0303,

Gotta think on that one.

ShepArt,

I'll bet everyone has at least one of these. It has a quality; not what you wanted, though?

Some of the wordplay just has no other purpose than that: play. So, no examples of the sort you suggest.

Spike,

You may be inventing practical equipment, too. That could be useful, to show Uncle Ernie your camera is "broken" at the moment. Spike's Flesh Diffuser: sounds dangerous.

Nicole,

Now that I can do. I need to keep track of so much stuff. One of the clear plastic sleeve binders will allow for large print and frequent rotation as new definitions come in.
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Lol.. funny...
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Old 09-14-2008, 03:23 PM
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Argueing with yourself, losing the arguement with yourself, posting poorly edited picture, blaming the posting of same, on other personality.
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Photo Manipulation Schizophrenia.
A mental disorder brought on by overly "Tweaking" poortraits. Side-effects include:
Argueing with yourself, losing the arguement with yourself, posting poorly edited picture, blaming the posting of same, on other personality.
OHHH! I like it!! (I think I have it!)
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Circle of Confused-Uns - A gaggle of photographers participating in group "chimping."

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sasikumar,

Thanks, seriously

FocalFrenzy,

PMS? Bob says he's heard of that (shut up, Bob). Is there a cure?

Cuchulainn,

Good ones (group chimping sounds . . . naughty).

FocalFrenzy,

I'd buy a Polar-Eyeser, you betcha!

rlarsen,

Too kind; Thanks, good to see you back again.
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OMG!!! this HILARIOUS!!!! you are something else!!!! LOL
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DavidWayne, Thanks

Really tough to know what's funny.

More wordplay:

Shoot: what you say in front of the kids when you miss a great shot (see fudge and muffy)

Ariel photography: shooting little Mermaids

Time-lapse photography: when you go for days without picking up your camera

Stock photography: on a farm - mostly cows, pigs, chickens

Can/did: what you say to the lady who asks after a session if your camera can make her look younger
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