Always leave notes....

[Optikal iLLusion]

You never know what might happen if you dont leave a note on a car that you dent or scratch.......

Greatest Note Ever Left On a Dented Car | Cracked.com

The reality of this is obviously questionable.. but its funny. So give it a read

[Jonbar18]

Read it this morning, and couldn't help but laughing out loud. My history teacher was less than amused

[mshockley]

Originally Posted by Optikal iLLusion

The reality of this is obviously questionable.. but its funny. So give it a read

Agreed, but yeah, it's pretty funny...

[NgaiHill]

Wow, thats taking passive aggressive to a whole new level!

[Biomech]

True or not I feel the pain. There's an awful carpark here with no markings, people just park ridiculously, with huge gaps, not quite big enough for a car, but big enough to waste space - maybe 7/8ths of a car width. Well I made it my mission to park in these spaces anyway.

So I come back to the car one day and there's a note on the windscreen that says "next time leave a can opener you prick". With a crush line in the side of my car where they opened their door.

I should point out, that this carpark is such a joke that whenever I park there I take pictures of A: How stupidly people park and B: how close I manage to squeeze in.

So as you can imagine, I knew exactly what car had done the damage and proceeded to spend the next week keying the shit out of it on my way to work :P

I mean if people are going to park like dickheads and purposely damage my car, then they should expect it back. I'm not a fatty, but my shoulders are about 7ft wide and I managed to get in/out, I'm sure the petite girl who owned the other car wouldn't have had any problems

[Krusty79]

I want to strangle whoever invented those stupid compact parking spaces here in the US. More people than ever are getting their doors banged, just so that they can squeeze four more cars into the lot. At least allow enough room on the sides so we can open our doors to the first notch!

[mosgood]

Originally Posted by Krusty79

I want to strangle whoever invented those stupid compact parking spaces here in the US. More people than ever are getting their doors banged, just so that they can squeeze four more cars into the lot. At least allow enough room on the sides so we can open our doors to the first notch!

That's due to people parking their oversized SUVs in compact spaces. I see this all the time! we have a compact car (can never use the compact spaces due to the above SUVs crowded in there), & a small SUV (which we park in the larger standard spaces). Of course there's also the jackasses that insist on parking their dually extra long cab pick up trucks in at least 4 spaces. If it doesn't fit, park it where it's not a problem instead of getting upset when someone gets mad because there's not enough parking available.

[NgaiHill]

Originally Posted by Biomech

True or not I feel the pain. There's an awful carpark here with no markings, people just park ridiculously, with huge gaps, not quite big enough for a car, but big enough to waste space - maybe 7/8ths of a car width. Well I made it my mission to park in these spaces anyway.

So I come back to the car one day and there's a note on the windscreen that says "next time leave a can opener you prick". With a crush line in the side of my car where they opened their door.

I should point out, that this carpark is such a joke that whenever I park there I take pictures of A: How stupidly people park and B: how close I manage to squeeze in.

So as you can imagine, I knew exactly what car had done the damage and proceeded to spend the next week keying the shit out of it on my way to work :P

I mean if people are going to park like dickheads and purposely damage my car, then they should expect it back. I'm not a fatty, but my shoulders are about 7ft wide and I managed to get in/out, I'm sure the petite girl who owned the other car wouldn't have had any problems

I went to the movies with a friend one evening to find there was just one park left in the whole parking building. It was on an end next to the lift so a solid wall on the driver's side. The ignorant shite on the other side had parked over so there was barely enough room to get my car in. So much so that my friend & I pushed the car in cos we couldn't open the doors at all! The other driver would've had to go through the passengers side to get into their car. I took photos so that I could trace the owner if there was damage to my car. When we got back the other car was gone and my car was unmarked - luckily for them!

[Optikal iLLusion]

Originally Posted by Biomech

True or not I feel the pain. There's an awful carpark here with no markings, people just park ridiculously, with huge gaps, not quite big enough for a car, but big enough to waste space - maybe 7/8ths of a car width. Well I made it my mission to park in these spaces anyway.

So I come back to the car one day and there's a note on the windscreen that says "next time leave a can opener you prick". With a crush line in the side of my car where they opened their door.

I should point out, that this carpark is such a joke that whenever I park there I take pictures of A: How stupidly people park and B: how close I manage to squeeze in.

So as you can imagine, I knew exactly what car had done the damage and proceeded to spend the next week keying the shit out of it on my way to work :P

I mean if people are going to park like dickheads and purposely damage my car, then they should expect it back. I'm not a fatty, but my shoulders are about 7ft wide and I managed to get in/out, I'm sure the petite girl who owned the other car wouldn't have had any problems

GOOD FOR YOU!! I hate it when people do that. And if i had a vehicle that i didnt care that dented id do the same just for fun. Peoples terrible driving and parking skills kill me.....

[Peach]

It always kills me the amount of people who can't park. On the side street by the hospital, there are lots of parallel parking spots. When I used to smoke, I'd sit out there and watch the people trying to park. One woman (I really wished it hadn't been a woman) took 15.. fifteen attempts to get her Subaru Forrester in a spot that I could have parked my mom's F150 in. I wanted to go over and offer to park the car for her.

When I took my "N" license test in 2007, the guy doing the test with me actually got out and took pictures of my parallel park job because he didn't believe I could have gotten so close to the curb without hitting it and be perfectly in line on the first try. (I know, pics or it didn't happen, but unfortunately they were on his camera and I never saw them lol).

What I really hate though, is when there are tons of room to park, and some big monster male enhancement of a truck has to park over the line up against my Matrix. It makes me want to go a little homicidal on them.