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Default What lighting does Noah use on the ark?
Floodlights! Boom Boom! Ha! got that one out of my Christmas Cracker
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Old 12-26-2011, 06:21 PM
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Old 12-26-2011, 10:02 PM
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Floodlights! Boom Boom! Ha! got that one out of my Christmas Cracker
Have you been eating at those places with mazes on the placemats recently...?
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Old 12-27-2011, 03:00 AM
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Put a lil' boogie in it.
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Old 12-27-2011, 03:35 AM
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Why did the turkey cross the road?



It was the chicken's day off.

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Old 12-27-2011, 08:33 AM
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"I'm Frito-Lay if you're Eveready."

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What did the fish say when he hit a wall?

DAMN!
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