What’s Your Preference?

Jonbar18 · #1 (**permalink**) 11-28-2011, 06:40 PM

Absolutely every single last thing that could have possibly gone wrong, went wrong!!!!!!!
long story short, I had two projects due today, a civics essay, and a lit. circle (sit with your group and talk about a book).
Anyways, my civics teacher said if we handed it in before monday, we would have a chance to rewrite and re submit it. So I'm just about finishing it on thursday, and for the FIRST TIME EVER, my computer crashes! It was already late, so I just left it. Ok, I'll hand it in monday. But than yesterday, I'm finishing up the two projects, and for the SECOND TIME EVER, my computer crashes. Whatever, this time I manage to get it working, I had everything saved, so I finish everything up and print it. Than this morning, my alarm DOESN'T GO OFF (or I didn't hear any of the four alarms I set (I'm a deep sleeper))

. I miss my Lit. circle, and there's a big chance my group was supposed to go today (we didn't know beforehand), so I've lost any chance to do it. I only missed a bit of school, so I could have handed my essay in, but if I go to school, I get a 0% for skipping english. Now I have two projects that are coming in late. And of course, my plans for the evening fell through, and I can't leave the house, because I'm supposed to be sick!

< /rant> man that felt good.

SwissJon · #2 (**permalink**) 11-28-2011, 07:59 PM

So stop looking at porn on the computer you do your school work on.. You'll go blind and your computer will crash!

Jonbar18 · #3 (**permalink**) 11-28-2011, 08:32 PM

And...now I just broke a lamp and cut myself. Life, why do you hate me?

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Originally Posted by SwissJon

So stop looking at porn on the computer you do your school work on.. You'll go blind and your computer will crash!

stop...porn... now you're just talking crazy. Be serious

NgaiHill · #4 (**permalink**) 11-28-2011, 08:38 PM

Geez Jon, thats a lot of bad luck. Did you kick a cat or dog or something? Go kiss a baby, that might help even things out

Peach · #5 (**permalink**) 11-28-2011, 08:54 PM

OMG you have had a curse put on you!

QUICK! The only way to get rid of it is this:

Eat 16-3/8 (yes, 16-3/8) of an extra large crustless non-pepperoni pepperoni pizza while singing the national anthem and helping an old lady cross the street while you walk on your hands!

That's the ONLY way to get rid of this AWFUL curse. Good luck

I hear Dominoes has a sale on pizza today

Seriously though - sounds like a craptastic few days. Hopefully your luck WILL turn around and you'll be on top

Jonbar18 · #6 (**permalink**) 11-28-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Peach

OMG you have had a curse put on you!

QUICK! The only way to get rid of it is this:

Eat 16-3/8 (yes, 16-3/8) of an extra large crustless non-pepperoni pepperoni pizza while singing the national anthem and helping an old lady cross the street while you walk on your hands!

That's the ONLY way to get rid of this AWFUL curse. Good luck

I hear Dominoes has a sale on pizza today

Seriously though - sounds like a craptastic few days. Hopefully your luck WILL turn around and you'll be on top

Eat pizza!?!?! Well, if I have to

Hahaa thanks. It usually does, but unfortunately, while all my shit luck concentrates into stuff like this, it even out over a long time through stuff like finding pennies. I have yet to win the lottery.

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Originally Posted by NgaiHill

Geez Jon, thats a lot of bad luck. Did you kick a cat or dog or something? Go kiss a baby, that might help even things out

Well there are a few teachers in my school that have taken a disliking to me, and there a a couple that I wouldn't be surprised if they turned out to be witches...