I Need a Good Rant

[PixSixSix]

I think posting this on facebook would be quite tactless of me since my roommates and I share a lot of mutual friends and announcing to the world how revolting they are would be mean. But since you guys don't know my roommates I'm going to let loose here. Hurray!


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AAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG:mad :


I woke up this morning and went to the bathroom to shower and get ready for the day and I found some seriously disgusting, rude, unsanitary effing substance on the back of the toilet. I don't know if its poop or vomit but whatever it is... I'm so pissed off I can barely function.

I'm going to have to start referring to my roommates as little children since they are clearly unable to clean up after themselves and the kicker is, if the person didn't notice that they did it (which I ~suppose~ is ~kinda~ possible if you don't ever look at the toilet when you flush maybe??) then it could turn into a nice big fight about "well i didnt do it, maybe you did, you should clean it up" at which point I will lose my mind.

Okay. I'm glad I got to vent, thanks for listening and if you don't have roommates thank your lucky stars. When this lease is up the husband and I are quitting roommates for ever, I think it will be worth paying the extra $700 a month to not have to deal with this shit (literally)

/endrant

[3bayjunkie]

I know what you mean. Even in the ARMY where you think people would be a little more mature (hahaha yeah right) there are still many young men that come into the military and don't even have any sence of courtesy at all. when you share a small chu with two other dudes, you need to be conscientious of the other. It is kind of rude if someone is trying to sleep and you are on skype talking loudly and laughing! Some people just have no class...

[Murtasma]

To be fair it could have just been some melted chocolate.

Dumb and Dumber chocolate in bathroom - YouTube

[PixSixSix]

Originally Posted by Murtasma

To be fair it could have just been some melted chocolate.

Dumb and Dumber chocolate in bathroom - YouTube

Lol. That's what I kept telling myself just so I could stomach breakfast afterwards

[MeAgain]

I'm a parent. There is no substance that can put me off my grub. That being said, when I wander into the bathroom, in the darkness of night, and the smell hits me like a brick in the face, and I realize that one or all of my children "forgot" to flush yet again....

I act like a mature adult and wait till morning to discuss it with them

*insert annoying "WRONG!" buzzer sound*

I drag them from their beds, sleepy eyed and doing the zombie shuffle and force them to flush the "darn" toilet while I politely remind them that this is my 6,942,997th time I've told them to FLUSH THE "darn" TOILET!

needless to say, I feel your pain dude.

And if you think my kids are "kids" well they are 29, 22 & 14. Old enough to bloody well know better. Oh, and just to clarify, if you think it's easier to take because they are my kids....well it's not. It's rude and nasty and gross and I've raised them better. OK, tried to.

/rant

thanks for that. I feel much better. Hummm, didn't know I was harboring such resentment. Can't wait to tell my kids they're not the only ones.

[NgaiHill]

Oh I know your pain! Found the same thing the other day, either it didn't flush but the paper did or there was no paper to start with & he didn't bother to flush! Ewwww!
And as my daughter has her own bathroom downstairs it had to be either my husband or my 10 yr old son. I'm giving my husband the benefit of the doubt because he is a grown-up. My 10 yr old son is lucky he loves his mother so much or I'd have sold him long time ago!

[PixSixSix]

So what you're all telling me is that when I grow up and stop living with room mates - I'll have kids and have to deal with this for the rest of my life? NOOOOOOOOO!

[Zeke Menuar]

7/10

Not enough yelling and profanity.

[gturner]

In my office I put up a sign in the men's a year ago after a rather unpleasant discovery.

TOILET BRUSH

Instructions available at reception

Never had an issue since.

[SwissJon]

We share a single sit down toilet between 20 of us in my office.. It's absolutely the rule that if you do a number two in the office, you clean up after yourself.. There was one guy that didn't, and he got "outed".. The office manager sent photos round via email .. Never been a problem since.