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I love heart-warming stories like this. I wonder if he will come back for another "lesson."

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I laughed so hard when I first read this.
I can't wait for this to be made into a movie, I have my preferred lead actors all lined up.
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Desperate people to desperate things I guess. Urgh! I only hope she used a condom.
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I love heart-warming stories like this. I wonder if he will come back for another "lesson."

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Hmmmm somehow I expected something more s&m related. I don't think feeding him Viagra and doing him was punishment. More like a reward.

Now if she used certain s&m phallic items on him, whipped him half to death, tied him up or kept him in a dog crate.... Now that would be something he might just keep to himself.

It's only a crime if its reported.
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Old 07-18-2011, 10:50 PM
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I laughed so hard when I first read this.
I can't wait for this to be made into a movie, I have my preferred lead actors all lined up.
Let's hear who you're going to cast as the leading actor and actress! I could picture one of those WWE women teaching someone a lesson!

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Desperate people to desperate things I guess. Urgh! I only hope she used a condom.
I love to hear the burglar explain to his wife why SHE needs to take antibiotics now.

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Hmmmm somehow I expected something more s&m related. I don't think feeding him Viagra and doing him was punishment. More like a reward.

Now if she used certain s&m phallic items on him, whipped him half to death, tied him up or kept him in a dog crate.... Now that would be something he might just keep to himself.

It's only a crime if its reported.
Yes, with that kind of treatment, he may try to break in again. Maybe if he tells her he was a really bad boy, she will break out the toys!
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Do you think she wore a gimp suit? Who was Zed?
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Desperate people to desperate things I guess. Urgh! I only hope she used a condom.
I was thinking the same thing. And why would any man actually report that? Wouldn't it almost be every man's dream to be tied up and be made a sex slave?

Oh,.. no wait,...it's porn when a man does it to a woman, but when a woman does it to a man, its a crime.
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I was thinking the same thing. And why would any man actually report that? Wouldn't it almost be every man's dream to be tied up and be made a sex slave?

Oh,.. no wait,...it's porn when a man does it to a woman, but when a woman does it to a man, its a crime.
No.. When a woman does it to a man and he reports to the police, he's just showing off.
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