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Old 07-15-2011, 05:20 AM
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Talking Canon vs Nikon insults
Just thought it would be fun to start a insult thread. Lets start.

If you look inside of newer nikons, you'll see that it's just an old F3 with a stolen Canon sensor duct taped to the back.

VR is actuly just a trained miniature monkey sitting in the lens fiddling with the elements.

Nikon is the largest consumer of recycled beer bottle glass in the world.
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Old 07-15-2011, 05:55 AM
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If you look inside of newer nikons, you'll see that it's just an old F3 with a stolen Canon sensor duct taped to the back.
Actually the sensor in mine is from Sony.

Notice how Canon owners don't know their stuff
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:48 AM
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I don't see the need to insult Canon users.. It feels a bit like insulting a monkey.
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Old 07-15-2011, 10:20 AM
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VR is actuly just a trained miniature monkey sitting in the lens fiddling with the elements.
*cracks open a lens and hugs my new pet monkey*
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Old 07-15-2011, 11:20 AM
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*cracks open a lens and hugs my new pet monkey*
Now that's funny
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I wouldn't dream of insulting a Nikon user as I was taught never to kick a man when he was down.
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Old 07-15-2011, 12:12 PM
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Old 07-15-2011, 12:17 PM
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Who did that thief steal that camera from?

Pissant!

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Old 07-15-2011, 12:45 PM
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Actually the sensor in mine is from Sony.
Mine too

Canon users are like people on MacBooks in starbucks - I use Canon, so I'm a k-leet photographer, look at how cool, trendy and professional I am
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Ah come on.. Leave the Canon users alone.. They got it free with their printer.
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