Anyone needing to write a resume

[AnonymousKiwi1]

This might come in handy.

Arty Bollocks Generator

[metallion58]

ROTFLMAO !!!

Thanks Lisa, I just love those.
Have you ever played corporate bingo?

[Izzy]

"My work explores the relationship between gender politics and skateboard ethics.

With influences as diverse as Camus and John Lennon, new combinations are created from both simple and complex meanings.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of the mind. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a tragedy of temptation, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the chance of a new beginning.

As spatial forms become clarified through boundaried and personal practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the possibilities of our future."

[AnonymousKiwi1]

Originally Posted by metallion58

ROTFLMAO !!!

Thanks Lisa, I just love those.
Have you ever played corporate bingo?

I never have. In this instance I believe we should explore the relationship between acquired synesthesia and multimedia experiences.

Originally Posted by Izzy

"My work explores the relationship between gender politics and skateboard ethics.

With influences as diverse as Camus and John Lennon, new combinations are created from both simple and complex meanings.

Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of the mind. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a tragedy of temptation, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the chance of a new beginning.

As spatial forms become clarified through boundaried and personal practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the possibilities of our future."

"gender politics and skateboard ethics" - brilliant!

[Indigo November]

Originally Posted by Izzy

"My work explores the relationship between gender politics and skateboard ethics.

Yeah well, my work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and recycling culture.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Izzy]

Originally Posted by Indigo November

Yeah well, my work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and recycling culture.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I actually had to look that one up to make it funny

[faeriegodess612]

My work explores the relationship between new class identities and life as perfomance.
With influences as diverse as Blake and John Cage, new tensions are crafted from both simple and complex textures.
Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the human condition. What starts out as hope soon becomes corrupted into a hegemony of power, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the chance of a new synthesis.
As spatial phenomena become frozen through diligent and personal practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the edges of our world.

[Nicole]

Too much fun

My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and life as perfomance.
With influences as diverse as Munch and Francis Bacon, new synergies are generated from both simple and complex layers.
Ever since I was a student I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the mind. What starts out as hope soon becomes debased into a tragedy of lust, leaving only a sense of chaos and the prospect of a new reality.
As spatial forms become frozen through emergent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the inaccuracies of our future.

[Quo Fan]

Actually, describes me exactly.

My work explores the relationship between postmodern discourse and midlife subcultures.

With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Andy Warhol, new combinations are crafted from both simple and complex textures.

Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the ephemeral nature of the human condition. What starts out as triumph soon becomes debased into a tragedy of power, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the chance of a new reality.

As temporal forms become clarified through emergent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with an impression of the inaccuracies of our future.

[SwissJon]

And this describes me!!

My work explores the relationship between the body and emotional memories.

With influences as diverse as Munch and Andy Warhol, new synergies are generated from both traditional and modern meanings.

Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of the human condition. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a cacophony of lust, leaving only a sense of decadence and the inevitability of a new synthesis.

As temporal phenomena become transformed through diligent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the edges of our era.