A post turtle joke

[Jim Bryant]

Here's a joke someone emailed me. How true is it!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.* Eventually, the topic got around to Obama the*President*of the USA .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, he's a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. *

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. *
. . .* 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.
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[SwissJon]

Not got anything to say about politics, but I know a few post turtles.. I'll remember that.

[OsmosisStudios]

I like the joke, but I dont agree with the politics. Not important though.

[RLucas]

Originally Posted by OsmosisStudios

I like the joke, but I dont agree with the politics. Not important though.

+1 Pretty much sums it up for me too.

[mad editor]

Good joke, if it were about Bush. Call me a dumbass if you like. I'd vote for Obama again in a heartbeat.

[SwissJon]

Originally Posted by mad editor

Good joke, if it were about Bush. Call me a dumbass if you like. I'd vote for Obama again in a heartbeat.

Dumbass...

Sorry, not sure why I'm calling you that, but you asked!

[Jim Bryant]

This is all in fun! Just a joke someone sent me, however, I guess the shoe might fit.

[mad editor]

You know what, Jim? I don't care. We each have our own set of beliefs and values. I'm stickin' with my guy! I know it's in fun. It was a funny joke! LOL

[Woody]

He is a great orator, isn't he. Probably the best since Churchill. Unfortuntely his policies haven't worked very well and the US debt is just crippling now. What is it 14 trillion? Better start learning Chineese folks because they now own you.

But it is a clever joke.

Cheers,

John W

[Sloseph]

Originally Posted by Woody

He is a great orator, isn't he. Probably the best since Churchill. Unfortuntely his policies haven't worked very well and the US debt is just crippling now. What is it 14 trillion? Better start learning Chineese folks because they now own you.

But it is a clever joke.

Cheers,

John W

in fairness you can't realy blame him for that, were all financialy ****ed, its just a compatition of who can make us think we are less ****ed than the other guy

good joke though, will keep it in the bank to pretent its my own at some point