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Old 02-05-2011, 10:52 PM
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Malawi row over whether new law bans farting

The justice minister said local chiefs would deal with those caught breaking wind in public

Two of Malawi's most senior judicial officials are arguing over whether a new bill includes a provision that outlaws breaking wind in public

BBC News - Malawi row over whether new law bans farting


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Old 02-05-2011, 10:59 PM
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Malawi row over whether new law bans farting

The justice minister said local chiefs would deal with those caught breaking wind in public

Two of Malawi's most senior judicial officials are arguing over whether a new bill includes a provision that outlaws breaking wind in public

BBC News - Malawi row over whether new law bans farting


ROTFLMAO!!!
Love it, they should bring that in on the London Underground, along with bad breath and body odour.
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I'm sorry but how could you possibly enforce that?
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I'm sorry but how could you possibly enforce that?
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I'm sorry but how could you possibly enforce that?
The human nose is very sensitive. What on earth do these people eat to make this an issue?
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Old 02-06-2011, 04:24 AM
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I'm sorry but how could you possibly enforce that?
Handheld gadgets to scan for certain gases maybe? Might be like a TSA kind of situation, every where you go, they are scanning your a$$ so that they can write out citations to people.
I don't know...this is just one of those dumb laws. The US has many.
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Handheld gadgets to scan for certain gases maybe? Might be like a TSA kind of situation, every where you go, they are scanning your a$$ so that they can write out citations to people.
I don't know...this is just one of those dumb laws. The US has many.
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I just wish they'd outlaw it on this site.
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Old 02-06-2011, 10:03 PM
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You have way too much time on your hands. Who the fart cares!
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