Kilt and a Turban

[Izzy]

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I think next time I fly I will wear a kilt (with no underwear) and a turban. When they grope I will grind back and moan loudly. As a parting shot I will make a kiss face, wink, and motion "Call me".

[Jim Bryant]

Let me know...I wanna be there to take pictures to post.

[Izzy]

Originally Posted by Jim Bryant

Let me know...I wanna be there to take pictures to post.

Oh I am hoping for it to be viral before the plane even leaves the ground

[fantasmic2tek]

LOL!!!!!! Reminds me of an old Tom Lehrer song about a drunk Scotsman, two women and a blue ribbon. No further though to keep it clean.

[Jonbar18]

`oh, OH, OOOOOHHHH that feels good!`

[IABoomer]

Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) blogged about this topic today. It's posts like these that I use to explain my rabid fandom of Adams' work.

Scott Adams Blog: Scan or Pat Down 11/22/2010

[daft_biker]

Originally Posted by Izzy

I think next time I fly I will wear a kilt (with no underwear) ....

Wonder what they'll make of the sgian-dubh?.....best not forget you're wearing one

[BuddhaPi]

Originally Posted by fantasmic2tek

LOL!!!!!! Reminds me of an old Tom Lehrer song about a drunk Scotsman, two women and a blue ribbon. No further though to keep it clean.

Thanx for that image!! haven't heard that in years!

Just have to do it I can't resist

[candleman]

hahaha
"i think you missed a spot"

[Izzy]

And the story gets wetter

TSA pat-down leaves Mich. man covered in urine - Yahoo! News

I think I will drive before I let them molest and harass me for flying. Did I mention that I am stopped almost every time for some "special selection" of which I usually swear incessantly until they let me go. They tell me have a nice day and I will let you use your imagination what I return with. I only use two words.