You know you've been a photographer too long...

[IABoomer]

My apologies if this has been done before, but a cursory search using the built-in (painful) vBulletin search didn't reveal a thread like this. Mods, feel free to merge this if it's been done before, or lock it up and point me in the right direction.

...you step into bright light and think, "I need to stop down my eyes."

...you spend more time critiquing the centerfold than admiring the subject.

...you've ever said, "No, my other 100-400 lens."

[candleman]

...the hardest part of packing for your vacation, is choosing only one camera and lens to take

[Nicole]

Originally Posted by IABoomer

My apologies if this has been done before

You know you're getting into photography...

21 Signs You’re a Real Photographer Now

[Jim Bryant]

My wife's first question is? Do you really need all that stuff? Why can't you bring one camera and one lens. My answer, "Hell.....I would if they made a 14mm to 300mm f2.8 zoom!"

[windrider86]

I hear ya. My backpack keeps getting heavier and heavier. Knowledge is mighty expensive when it comes to photography