Words that women use!

[PowerPix]

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever')

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

[Chip]

Good stuff. I like #2 the most - have some 1st hand experience with that one.

[SoxAddict]

I'm just curious as to how long it's taken you to have this epiphany Chase?

[PowerPix]

Originally Posted by SoxAddict

I'm just curious as to how long it's taken you to have this epiphany Chase?

Hahaha, *thinks real hard*.......

[sdphil]

LOL All true statements.
Only one way to not have worry about it...... don't have one woman
(there are plenty, a guy doesnt need one) first sign of any of the above statements means....
I'm out!! Try it, it works =)..... NEXT!

[SoxAddict]

Originally Posted by PowerPix

Hahaha, *thinks real hard*.......

Hehe! It was almost as if you "just" discovered these

[SoxAddict]

Originally Posted by sdphil

LOL All true statements.
Only one way to not have worry about it...... don't have one woman
(there are plenty, a guy doesnt need one) first sign of any of the above statements means....
I'm out!! Try it, it works =)..... NEXT!

Oh, so it's the WEST coast where all the perfect men live! Heck, I've been doing it wrong all these years.

[elvenprincessjo]

Haha. I actually find this to be very amusing. And not at all accurate... *ahem* Hehe.

[PowerPix]

Originally Posted by elvenprincessjo

*ahem*

Darn, what does that mean......??????

[elvenprincessjo]

Lol! You are too funny. ^_^