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![]() People tend to lose sight of what Christmas is all about. They forget to care about thier neighbors and get upset that the person in line in front of them have an item that needs a price check. Let me tell you my husband and I for many years have been involved in our local toy drive and for days we dress up as Santa and Mrs santa and delivery toys to hundreds of homes. Beleive me its heartbreaking to see how some of these familes live but when you see the joy in those childrens eyes when Santa brings them toys and knows thier names in warms event he coldest of hearts.
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were PRE> About to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where do you want me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Thanks Bud!!contactmark: Now THAT was funny! Loved it!!
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I'm having a "bah HUMBUG!" Christmas season too. My grown kids and my grandbabies are thousands of miles away. Just my youngest, 15 yr old, and me here. I'm SO homesick. I just don't feel too thrilled about Christmas this year. I have no tequila so I'm sending this cold beer and some Christmas kisses your way! LOL It's snowing here and I'm being lazy today.
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Digidave,
You better watch-out. If you don't get in the holiday spirits, you'll get a "visit" from Santa's Demon Reindeer ![]() I'm just sayin'
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Man, that's just creepty Taallyn!
![]() May your Christmas be sweet and filled with love (and at least a little sugary goodness )
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everyone is welcome to come to our house. all you have to do is get here!
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Here's another one from the same night, just not so "creepy".
![]() Happy Holidays and may the Good Reindeer visit your rooftop.
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