Can you guess what this is?

[praline3001]

Originally Posted by ArmySoldier777

Those even made me cringe a little lol. But those definitely have to go in my living room lol

They make a nice deterrent and that is one thing a young smart mouth teenage boy won't forget when taking your baby girl out on a date!

[faeriegodess612]

lol, I had to tell my husband about that one. He said he's gonna buy a shotgun if the baby is a girl.

[praline3001]

Originally Posted by faeriegodess612

lol, I had to tell my husband about that one. He said he's gonna buy a shotgun if the baby is a girl.

Shotguns are sooo over done that most teenage boys don't take it to heart.

Show them the crocodile shears, the fact that you actually looked it up and found the exact torture you want to do to him should he cross the line... yup much more worrisome!

I have 2 teenage boys (plus my little girl) and they tremble whenever I bring them up LOL

[Biomech]

Crocodile shears? All I saw was serrated scissors?

[praline3001]

Originally Posted by Biomech

Crocodile shears? All I saw was serrated scissors?

From Wikipedia:

The crocodile shears was an instrument of torture used in late medieval Europe and typically reserved for regicides, viz., those who attempted (and, perhaps, succeeded) to assassinate the king. Made of iron, the shears were based upon the concept of pincers, but instead of standard jaws or blades ended in a pair of hemicylindrical blades that, when closed together, formed a long, narrow tube. The insides of the blades were generously lined with teeth or spikes. After being heated red-hot, the crocodile shears were applied to the penis, which, once exposed to sufficient tension, was torn from the prisoner's body; or, at the least, was severely mutilated.

[Krusty79]

Originally Posted by praline3001

From Wikipedia:

The crocodile shears was an instrument of torture used in late medieval Europe and typically reserved for regicides, viz., those who attempted (and, perhaps, succeeded) to assassinate the king. Made of iron, the shears were based upon the concept of pincers, but instead of standard jaws or blades ended in a pair of hemicylindrical blades that, when closed together, formed a long, narrow tube. The insides of the blades were generously lined with teeth or spikes. After being heated red-hot, the crocodile shears were applied to the penis, which, once exposed to sufficient tension, was torn from the prisoner's body; or, at the least, was severely mutilated.

Ouch!!! A body part of mine started to retract...

[praline3001]

Originally Posted by Krusty79

Ouch!!! A body part of mine started to retract...

I would say its pretty effective in keeping the boys in line when you have a daughter