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Old 09-15-2011, 07:11 AM
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I don't even know what to say. I at first had no clue what that woman was holding in her hands, jutting out into the picture.... apparently, that's her stomach. I'm not sure why it's not round or why it's flat in some areas... I sincerely hope that the baby has curves and isn't the same shape as the stomach...

I'm kidding. What I really hope is that this woman doesn't let this person photograph her newborn....
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Old 09-15-2011, 07:16 AM
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wowy! at least he admitted he was an Amateur, ill give him that. Hope it's nobody on this site. His website isn't bad.

I really like this one.
http://web.me.com/msgraphics/Matt_St...ternity.html#0
it's cool how the letters spell out the name!
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Old 09-15-2011, 07:25 AM
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Other than the flat belly, I'm particularly a fan of this one... Matt?s World

I like how there's emotion in her face... "Whoa!!! There's 2 ghosts! And they're me!!"
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:23 PM
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Such a deal for $25.00. Photographer is too stupid to realize that after shooting, post processing and burning images to CD they'll make about $2.50 an hour.
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Such a deal for $25.00. Photographer is too stupid to realize that after shooting, post processing and burning images to CD they'll make about $2.50 an hour.
proof that you get what you pay for
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:52 PM
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Ain't that the truth. And there's a sucker born every minute.
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Old 09-15-2011, 11:54 PM
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I think it looks weird because she has a black shirt in pulled up over get stomach and a black background
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Old 09-16-2011, 12:20 AM
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Such a deal for $25.00. Photographer is too stupid to realize that after shooting, post processing and burning images to CD they'll make about $2.50 an hour.
$25 is too high a price for some of those. The rest of that maternity shoot is horrifyingly bad.
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Old 09-16-2011, 12:36 AM
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Were you all bullies in school?
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Old 09-16-2011, 01:20 AM
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Were you all bullies in school?
lol...are you kidding? You're talking about nerdy photographers...they were the ones being bullied

But yeah, this is common practice on this forum. Find a craigslist ad and belittle the person.
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