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[itcrowd]

I'd smother the ioSafe with barbecue sauce, strap it to a flaming hibachi, and take it for a few rides down a log flume...!

[LinsShot]

Set the safe in a pile of crispy autumn leaves. Set them afire and then try to capture all the 'reds' for the new competition.

[manostb]

Hang ioSafe Solo as a tail peice of rocket near the fire nozzle on a rocket launch to test its fireproof and
for waterproof testing fix it on (outside) a submarine and make under water sail from Florida to Alaska...

[spotpuff]

Use it as the end of a flail in a fight against a firebreathing hydra.

[thomaswatson]

Originally Posted by ffhoon

I would place it next to a hot babe.

and then what? the tears of your rejection would test the waterproofing?! haha

[henarkzar]

i once knew this really nice girl but she did'nt like me.
anyway thats besides the point

I'd give iO safe to Grandma. not because she deserves it but she'll put it through enough (both measurable and unmeasurable conditions)

so send it over please

[Lizzy B]

Since I don't allow my kids to play with matches, I'd throw it in the tub and tell them its a new bath toy.

[tthamkru]

take it with me to Thailand during Songkran, parade it with me through the streets of Chiang Mai for three days, non stop, have it totally soaked from all the water and powder being thrown at it, and, lastly, have it blessed with holy water by the monks.

[nuel]

Warranty Expires "if it's in the oven?

[BunyipCatcher]

Tar and feather that sucker and light it up. Launch it from a giant wooden catapult into the Thames.