Thread: quick jokes
View Single Post
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 09-25-2009, 02:22 AM
private's Avatar
private private is offline
Old timer :)
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: VA
Posts: 7,206
Default

This is not really a joke, BUT, I tell the kids - the ones old enough to understand, I know a secret, I egg them on and then say Did you know that Daddy wears diapers! - usually a real smile. I also have a woopie cushion, works for everyone, EVEN The adults. I also ask the kids to sing the alphabet, they have relaxed faces then and are usually very proud that they know the alphabet.

For women, I say thing slike I wish I had your skin, something that they usually never hear (I never mention the eyes or smile).

I also photographed a teen who REFUSED to smile. So I flat out sd I am gonna get you to smile, no matter what. And the one thing that worked, I swallowed some air and let out a burp! LOL Actually that prob works with kids too!
__________________
Pat
5D, 5DMKII | lenses 24-70 2.8L, 50 1.2, 35 2.0 70-200 2.8 II, 15mm - MY WEBSITE Fan me on Facebook!
You don't have to be the best, you just have to be better than last week" - Jerry Ghionis
Reply With Quote