There be characters in here ain't there

I really like the variety of witt there is on this site, always a chuckle when it's needed, like today.
I have to apologize for this. I was going to hike in to this stump and set this shot up but my back acted up again so no hike. I did a quick cheesy job of taking photos of my gear then adding it the existing photo. Gear was shot with P&S today.
The exif for the original photo is;
Nikon D-80 ISO 200 Exposure time .60 f/9 17mm Flash fired. 10-28-2008
Gear is; Nikon D-80 Sigma lenses 10-20, 28-70, & 70-300. Nikon 50mm 1.8, 2 Nikon SB800s (one with all accessories) Strobo flash bracket, Lee sample pack (use them for flash gels), 10x extension tube (took apart slide convertor

), Gitzo 1228 tripod, cheap QR plate, Gitzo #4 cast head (weighs a ton but was cheap), Kodak cheapo (free) tripod use for flash stand, Bungee cord to strap tripod to backpack, bungee balls for flash set, homemade cardboard snoots and gobos, SC-29 ITTL cord, cheap remote, dust cloths, rocket blower, hard case that doesn't close properly, all inside a 30 year old backpack.