Caption my photo! [Archive] - Digital Photography School

Seltzer

07-04-2007, 05:39 PM

Ok, since Jiminy mentioned it (http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3448#3) I thought we could make this happen. The purpose of this is to have fun! Basically someone puts a photo up of anything (best choices being something that could have an amusing caption) and the next person captions it and then posts another photo to be captioned. Try not to offend or be offended as this is all in good fun. If someone notices a photo that they wanted to caption but missed, as always feel free to post what you thought the caption should be but the next photo to be captioned still belongs to the first response per photo!

And now we start:
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/john_wright/369526613/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/369526613_b9b1e2faf8_m.jpg" width="240" height="240" alt="cat" /></a>

jiminyClickit

07-04-2007, 08:20 PM

"Does this basket make my butt look big?"
(Seltzer: should there be a time lag between first guess and next photo?)

thingy

07-05-2007, 12:09 AM

Don't think so Jiminy....go for it.

G

jiminyClickit

07-05-2007, 01:05 AM

thingy

07-05-2007, 01:58 AM

"Will someone turn the damn light off!!!! Some of us are trying to sleep here!"

Not a great shot from my old P&S but worthy of a caption or two...

http://www.photonaturally.com/pgall/_DPS/monkey.jpg

G

jiminyClickit

07-05-2007, 04:54 AM

"Stop laughing! My wife knitted this . . . she said it'd make me look rugged."

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/398090376/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/398090376_35f7f30ecb.jpg" width="500" height="400" alt="WoollyBully" /></a>

Seltzer

07-05-2007, 02:10 PM

"I'm still waiting to get my royalties for inventing Shag carpet!"

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/john_wright/550386473/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/215/550386473_74dffa32dc.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="IMG_5193" /></a>

jiminyClickit

07-05-2007, 04:41 PM

"As your President, I resemble your incineration that I am a clown!"

(Submissions are open for grabs here!)

Seltzer, big Thanks for setting this up! Any suggestions for another way others can add captions without losing the identity of which photo they're targetting?

Digidave

07-05-2007, 04:48 PM

Thanks JC! I can never think of good titles!:(

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/digidave/443268722/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/443268722_c8226ee174.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="DSC_2300" /></a>

thingy

07-05-2007, 05:11 PM

"Somebody please tell me that this lot is not my family.....Mum????....Dad?????"

Again, I don't have a pic to hand if someone else would like to post one.

G

jiminyClickit

07-05-2007, 06:37 PM

"Maureen! Baby's got 'is finger caught up 'is nose again . . . fetch me the pliers."

Just had to be said.

Digidave

07-05-2007, 06:42 PM

"Maureen! Baby's got 'is finger caught up 'is nose again . . . fetch me the pliers."

Just had to be said.

Good one, Jim!! Have a go at this one.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/digidave/430839707/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/430839707_3543c62b84.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="DSC_2609" /></a>

thingy

07-05-2007, 06:45 PM

"Somebody please tell me that this lot is not my family.....Mum????....Dad?????"

Sorry, just thought it was appropriate again :D Extreme lenghts not to be recognised etc

G

Digidave

07-05-2007, 06:58 PM

These St. Patrick Day pics seem to work well in this thread. We'll give it one last go & then leave it open for others.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/digidave/426924565/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/426924565_6f304410e2.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="DSC_2575" /></a>

jiminyClickit

07-06-2007, 12:21 AM

For Post #12, with white balloon:

"You're right, Randy! It IS a condom!"

For Post #14 above:

"Dad's midlife crisis has forced his family to beg in the street."

jiminyClickit

07-06-2007, 12:31 AM

. . . and last one for me:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/567932215/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/567932215_d79153aed4.jpg" width="500" height="382" alt="HardWater" /></a>

Seltzer

07-06-2007, 03:57 AM

so.. do you come her often? (http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32691&postcount=16)
Sorry, that's all I got, someone else probably can do better..

JC.. here's a way, just link the post as such: http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32691&postcount=16
right-click on the post number and copy that, paste it in as the link to whatever title you give. makes it more simple than quoting the image every time!.

Seltzer

07-06-2007, 03:58 AM

ryan s

07-06-2007, 04:09 AM

"Wait, I thought you said not to eat the YELLOW ones!"

thingy

07-06-2007, 06:34 AM

You have a pic too Ryan?

G

jiminyClickit

07-06-2007, 02:00 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32757&postcount=18

"Little Shelby, World's Youngest Shotput Champion, practices daily in the ballpit . . ."

jiminyClickit

07-08-2007, 12:22 AM

So a little bump past 24+ hours:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/523454380/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/214/523454380_597c9193b8.jpg" width="500" height="382" alt="Bucky" /></a>

Seltzer

07-09-2007, 03:32 AM

I keep looking at that and thinking "The great Cthulhu has been spotted off of the coast in Maine, all nearby roll their sanity checks." (http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33178&postcount=22)

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/john_wright/366507844/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/366507844_4c63942d6b.jpg" width="500" height="334" alt="IMG_6121" /></a>

jiminyClickit

07-09-2007, 04:15 AM

"Ha, ha, you can't see me!"

Open to any new photos

Seltzer, explain Cthulhu?

jarrol

07-09-2007, 06:47 AM

Nicole

07-09-2007, 07:01 AM

Seltzer, explain Cthulhu?

Cthulhu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu) is a creature from HP Lovecraft's books. It's kind of like a winged octopus like reptile thing. See the picture at the Wikipedia article and their description of how Cthulhu is used as a pop culture reference.

Now, in my search to find the Wikipedia link or any other link that explained it better than I could, I also found the "Tales of the Plush Cthulhu (http://www.logicalcreativity.com/jon/plush/01.html)" which I highly recommend... if only because it's about as twisted as my own sense of humour :p

jiminyClickit

07-09-2007, 10:54 AM

Nicole,

Reason enough to have a look.

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33528&postcount=25

"Bob was sure his Chicken Feather Slip n Slide would be a hit at parties."

jarrol

07-11-2007, 09:41 AM

Nicole,

Reason enough to have a look.

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=33528&postcount=25

"Bob was sure his Chicken Feather Slip n Slide would be a hit at parties."

haha good one JC - it's actually crushed ice....

jarrol

07-12-2007, 01:32 AM

Ok if no one's gonna post another pic.

Caption this....

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/deanoqld/746483256/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1345/746483256_7a84d2d7ac.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="campB_dean150" /></a>

jiminyClickit

07-12-2007, 11:31 AM

"Firefighters today mistakenly tried to extinguish the red-haired Shaun O'Shaunesy . . . "

"Rick's friends had tried unsuccessfully to get him to use a dandruff shampoo . . . "

(Open call for new photo, new captions may be added anytime)

Dazyl

07-12-2007, 04:23 PM

Jiminy, your last caption is almost exactly what I thought of.... except mine involved delousing. LOL!!!

Here's one to caption:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/polimom/605246630/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1108/605246630_b5d51dc628.jpg" width="500" height="361" alt="Mob Rule" /></a>

mfhurst

07-12-2007, 06:42 PM

Jarrol,

For the powder picture, be nice this is my first go at this, but I can't see letting Jiminy have all the fun.

"A sprinkle a day keeps the odor away...."

mfhurst

07-12-2007, 06:46 PM

"With these friends, Who needs enemys"

Couldn't tell if they were helping him out or dumping him in?? Looks like he is being help out.

"Watch out!! I'm tickelish there..."

Dazyl

07-12-2007, 10:51 PM

LOL!!! He's being dumped into the water. Give us a photo?

jarrol

07-12-2007, 11:52 PM

Jarrol,

For the powder picture, be nice this is my first go at this, but I can't see letting Jiminy have all the fun.

"A sprinkle a day keeps the odor away...."

haha nice.

yes it's actually talcum powder (baby powder) - i was on a camp and this young guy thought he could put salt in mine and my co-leaders water glasses at dinner and not pay for it later :-p

glad i've got the 200mm lens, there was powder going everywhere!!! wouldn't have wanted to be too close!

Digidave

07-13-2007, 05:54 AM

Okay, here ya go. Take a whack at this ugly guy.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/digidave/418454304/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/418454304_69fab56518.jpg" width="412" height="500" alt="DSC_1988 Free Crop" /></a>

jiminyClickit

07-13-2007, 05:56 AM

Dazyl,

Some of these write themselves.

mfhurst,

I had imagined 10-20 responses being added to each photo.

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34459&postcount=31

"World's Worst Pickpockets"

jiminyClickit

07-13-2007, 06:00 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34608&postcount=36

"Marge was not pleased with her "Home Plastic Surgery Kit."

(Anyone with a photo . . . )

Digidave

07-13-2007, 06:17 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34608&postcount=36

Marge was not pleased with her "Home Plastic Surgery Kit."

http://smiles2k.net/smiles/big_smiles/super_smilies007.gif

thingy

07-13-2007, 09:44 AM

"Not again! Why do you always realise there's no toilet paper left after you sit down?"

G

Saralonde

07-13-2007, 01:54 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34608&postcount=36

Marge was not pleased with her "Home Plastic Surgery Kit."

(Anyone with a photo . . . )

That is hilarious!:D:D

mfhurst

07-13-2007, 03:48 PM

I was think the tolet paper one too, the pvc pipe on the fence looks like a paper roll.

"Honey, does my make up look okay??"

Now that's a loaded question, guys...... Do i hear a "Yes, dear"?

angeleyes216

07-13-2007, 09:57 PM

"Not again! Why do you always realise there's no toilet paper left after you sit down?"

G
ok you got me laughing ..sounds like my hubby and looks a bit like him...sorry darling only joking :)

jarrol

07-14-2007, 03:48 AM

alright what can you guys come up with for this bit of syncronised mopping action??

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/deanoqld/746449202/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1051/746449202_a48642e77f.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="campB_dean116" /></a>

Digidave

07-14-2007, 06:02 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34885&postcount=44

Billy Bob was ecstatic that the school for boys was having a dance contest.

jiminyClickit

07-14-2007, 09:53 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34885&postcount=44

"Join the Army. See the World! My ass."

jarrol

07-14-2007, 03:31 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34885&postcount=44

"Join the Army. See the World! My ass."

hahaha you are too good at this JC

jiminyClickit

07-14-2007, 09:40 PM

jarrol,

Misspent youth . . . I read a lot.

Digidave,

Is it open for a photo?

rlarsen

07-14-2007, 11:41 PM

<center>
<a href="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z22/rlarsen55/IMG_1427.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z22/rlarsen55/th_IMG_1427.jpg"></a>
</center>

Have fun

jiminyClickit

07-15-2007, 12:13 AM

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z22/rlarsen55/IMG_1427.jpg

"Approval from the AMA is pending for this Vacation Vasectomy package."

Thanks, rlarsen, that was fun!

(Open for new photo and/or caption)

spazoid1965

07-15-2007, 12:25 AM

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3715/hicktown0rv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

rlarsen

07-15-2007, 08:22 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=35113#top

Mom and Dad won't feed us can we come home with You?

jiminyClickit

07-15-2007, 12:23 PM

rlarsen,

You cracked me up! They do look on the thin side.

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35113&postcount=51

All I could think of: "Reading Kerouac's On the Road to my kids at bedtime gave them ideas."

rlarsen, got a photo?

Digidave

07-16-2007, 03:38 AM

Okay, I got a new one from the Bastille Days Fair I took on Saturday.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/digidave/823015868/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1319/823015868_4a0d35deb3.jpg" width="500" height="316" alt="DSC_4776" /></a>

Have fun with that!:D

thingy

07-16-2007, 03:43 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35444&postcount=54

"The optical illusion of a swimming pool was complete"

or

"Damn these face magnets!!!"

G

mfhurst

07-16-2007, 04:13 AM

"Checkmate"

jarrol

07-16-2007, 06:03 AM

Dave slept like a baby, but woke with a touch of a stiff neck...

jiminyClickit

07-16-2007, 08:06 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35444&postcount=54

"Rolley, a Helium addict, makes a perfect one-point landing to the delight of his fans."

thingy, photo?

jarrol

07-16-2007, 08:38 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35113&postcount=51

Yall don't get up to any mischief now ya hear, and come back when ur 21!

mfhurst

07-16-2007, 06:53 PM

Anybody remember these commercials????

"Introducing the Ronco Super Head Mop, get yours now while supplies last"

mfhurst

07-16-2007, 07:00 PM

There has got to be some way to Combine these last two photos for a great caption....

"While the Smith Family Performs, the smith children make their escape in prusuit of a better way of life..."

jarrol

07-17-2007, 01:26 AM

must be time for a new photo...

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/deanoqld/339303970/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/339303970_cf5cb61977.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="IMG_6305" /></a>

had to go back through the archives to find this one :-P

jiminyClickit

07-17-2007, 03:14 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35822&postcount=62

"Using the Vulcan MindMeld, Joseph discovered his sandwich was lonely, and contained parts of a pig even a jackal wouldn't eat."

thingy

07-17-2007, 03:52 AM

"Dave was having second thoughts about his $50 bet to eat a dog poo sandwich"

G

Digidave

07-17-2007, 06:08 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35822&postcount=62

"I wonder if she spit in it again!"

jiminyClickit

07-18-2007, 08:11 AM

Stretch your imagination:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/397515637/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/137/397515637_6e020f1f80.jpg" width="303" height="500" alt=". . . curse the darkness" /></a>

Penny

07-18-2007, 10:38 AM

"Photo Graphic" ????

mfhurst

07-18-2007, 02:42 PM

"Heavenly Silence"

Digidave

07-18-2007, 02:50 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36245&postcount=66

"Reflections of Romance"

thingy

07-18-2007, 09:59 PM

LOL, I always seem to think in terms of personality, even when in an object. And so:

"There he goes again! Loves the camera that one!"

G

yureigal

07-18-2007, 10:07 PM

"An accident waiting to happen...."

;)

Firemaine

07-18-2007, 10:50 PM

"Points of Light" (For you in the US. Think back about two presidents)

jarrol

07-19-2007, 12:35 AM

"We didn't start the fire"

jiminyClickit

07-19-2007, 09:34 AM

We've struck a spark of creativity. These are great!

jiminyClickit

07-19-2007, 03:47 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36245&postcount=66

"How little birthday candles were created"

jiminyClickit

07-23-2007, 03:27 AM

Penny,

Do you have a photo to caption, or do you want to open it up for anyone?

Penny

07-23-2007, 06:50 AM

A bit cheeky, I know, but I couldn't resist! Love to see what you guys make of it!

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/papaalphaecho/874802476/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1333/874802476_99c2b6bca0.jpg" width="500" height="407" alt="Is it Art?" /></a>

jiminyClickit

07-23-2007, 07:05 AM

Penny

I'll think of you in a different way because of this: Punny Penny

"Hey Mister! Wanna buy a black pillow? How 'bout a blue and white blanket? You gonna finish that bagel?"

thingy

07-23-2007, 07:42 AM

My new camouflage is working a treat! He hasn't got a clue I'm watching him!

G

mfhurst

07-23-2007, 06:49 PM

Sir, could you save my spot while I go to the restroom.....

Penny

07-23-2007, 07:03 PM

Thanks folks!!

Thingy - I'm still giggling!!

We just loved the combination of shorts and furry boots. That's really spreading your bets!

Jim - Would you believe me if I said the pun was unintended?...Nah, didn't think so!!

tekla

07-23-2007, 07:32 PM

is the thread already open for a new photo? i hope so :D

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10397592@N04/876895811/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1249/876895811_2c7fd2b050.jpg" width="400" height="300" alt="doggies" /></a>

jarrol

07-24-2007, 01:40 AM

I'm innocent... i swear! I didn't do it!!!

Digidave

07-24-2007, 06:03 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37931&postcount=82

What do ya mean your not coming back 'til Sunday?

jiminyClickit

07-24-2007, 06:15 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37931&postcount=82

Lassie Groupies

"You call those tongues? THIS is a tongue!"

"She's got treats! Quick, look pathetic!"

thingy

07-24-2007, 09:57 AM

"The boys couldn't get enough of the new dog next door"

Was going to use the B word but thought that might be a bit much:D

G

tekla

07-25-2007, 05:04 PM

:p haha, funny you all! thingy, now i'm reading the B word into your post :D
actually, these are all female dogs, middle one is their mother.

no new photo yet?

Digidave

07-25-2007, 06:03 PM

no new photo yet?

Your wish is my command!:D I thought this shot of a couple of small dancers was cute, so give it a go.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/digidave/896483407/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1385/896483407_380e0b600a.jpg" width="357" height="500" alt="DSC_0038" /></a>

Firemaine

07-25-2007, 08:28 PM

Your My "Dancing with the Stars", Star.

jiminyClickit

07-25-2007, 11:12 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38618&postcount=88

"I'll slap you silly you don't let go my flower!"

"Seriously, Bonnie, I'm allergic. Throat's closing can't . . . breathe . . . call . . . 9 . . ."

tekla

07-26-2007, 12:36 AM

"It's taking your mom forevever focusing that camera, I can't hold this smile any longer."

jiminyClickit

07-28-2007, 07:10 AM

New blood (tomato juice actually):

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/921057151/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1028/921057151_49f978ee1f.jpg" width="381" height="500" alt="TomatoToss" /></a>

Penny

07-28-2007, 07:36 AM

Just remember: I'm your Father!!

jiminyClickit

07-28-2007, 08:02 AM

Penny,

Almost what he really said! He's the rude guy, getting people fired up to throw tomatos. He suggested there was a good reason they looked alike . . . bad man.

Penny

07-28-2007, 10:52 AM

Jim,

Maybe in that case it should be:

"A Daughter's Dilemma"?

Digidave

07-28-2007, 03:56 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39632&postcount=92

"Just remember, "Who pays your allowance!""

thingy

07-28-2007, 06:49 PM

"Remember that Princess's Castle you wouldn't buy me last Christmas?......"

G

jiminyClickit

07-31-2007, 07:55 AM

Penny

07-31-2007, 09:55 AM

"That new "Sunsilk" conditioner really works!"

Gengus_Khan

07-31-2007, 10:38 AM

I hate morning hair...
( mind you it's been along time since I've had that problem;))

thingy

07-31-2007, 06:46 PM

"Come on baby! You know you want to!!"

G

Firemaine

07-31-2007, 07:03 PM

You think I look Good now. Just wait till i morph.

Digidave

07-31-2007, 07:06 PM

New material:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/856162007/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1113/856162007_b6ba8cf450.jpg" width="382" height="500" alt="Blending" /></a>

"When I grow up(grunt,grunt), I'm going to sprout me some wings(grunt,pant). Then I don't have to worry about all this climbing!"

thenimirra

07-31-2007, 07:27 PM

I love this thread! These are hilarious.

jiminyClickit

08-01-2007, 04:39 AM

A multi-talented group, for sure!

jiminyClickit

08-10-2007, 11:42 AM

ike

08-10-2007, 12:00 PM

rdaw

08-10-2007, 12:04 PM

A busy group, too:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/802606985/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1371/802606985_a3104b9bd7.jpg" width="500" height="382" alt="Horizon" /></a>

"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... "

(not really a caption, but the first thing I thought of....)

jiminyClickit

08-10-2007, 12:12 PM

rdaw,

Building typing skills is good, too. These are meant to create stories in your head.

SmokedIronMade

08-10-2007, 12:23 PM

Seltzer

08-10-2007, 02:25 PM

"Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... "

(not really a caption, but the first thing I thought of....)

LOL! that's a great caption there.

jiminyClickit

08-13-2007, 07:43 AM

Yet another:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/921057159/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1207/921057159_0f0af4aeb7.jpg" width="381" height="500" alt="LeafLady" /></a>

mfhurst

08-16-2007, 07:14 PM

But I managed to come up with a few thoughts

"Do you think we can smoke this??"

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

"Does this hat match this outfit?"

Sorry I know they all suck, but this pic has just stumped me??????????

Please someone make a caption and keep this thread going, I love this thread........

thingy

08-16-2007, 07:20 PM

Love this one.

"Do you think we can smoke this??"

How about:

"What do you mean it can't hear me? Trees have feelings too you know!"

G

Digidave

08-17-2007, 07:52 AM

How about, "You expect me to wipe my butt with this!!?" Where's that Spiegel catalog!!!:D

Seltzer

08-30-2007, 09:05 PM

it's a shame when good threads go bad.. let's try again..

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/john_wright/923901704/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1411/923901704_1569331e19.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="IMG_0429" /></a>

thingy

08-31-2007, 12:01 AM

"Damn this kid! He's finished a quarter of the jigsaw already and I'm still working on the edges!!"

G

jtailspin

08-31-2007, 12:13 AM

Hey kid, quit eating the pieces.

jiminyClickit

08-31-2007, 05:37 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50214&postcount=116

"Yes, Johnny, I promise: when Daddy gets a job, we'll have real food on the table."

underexposed

08-31-2007, 07:24 PM

You place it like this.

(Of course, it's the kid saying that. ;))

eduisfine

08-31-2007, 10:07 PM

"I thope thaddy vont notiz the mithing piz..."

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/11292419@N03/1287770639/" title="Intercambio de fotos"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1214/1287770639_239f6ca94a.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="peninsula valdes argentina" /></a>

thingy

09-01-2007, 12:33 AM

So I have a little skin problem! What's it to you!!!!

G

matthewchj

09-01-2007, 04:12 AM

C'mon! Can't you leave me in peace and let me sleep?

sorry, but I couldn't think of anything else.

mikem12188

09-01-2007, 12:12 PM

Hello jiminy I think you will love this bubble blower.

<center>
<a href="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z22/rlarsen55/IMG_1408.jpg" target="_blank">
<img src="http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z22/rlarsen55/th_IMG_1408.jpg"></a>
</center>

I'm sorry but I have to do this:

Go blow it out your a@#!

jiminyClickit

09-02-2007, 03:08 AM

rlarsen,

Wha . . .?

rlarsen

09-04-2007, 12:46 AM

Sorry this was a bad photo to use.

jiminyClickit

09-06-2007, 12:41 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50558&postcount=121

"Worst hair removal product EVER!"

thingy: no photo?

Palachandra

09-06-2007, 01:37 PM

jiminyClickit

09-06-2007, 08:58 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52193&postcount=128

"The things I do to get into Show Business . . . "

TW1NS

09-06-2007, 10:34 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52193&postcount=128

The toupee with the part in the middle, or the part on the side? What do you think?

RussHeath

09-06-2007, 11:43 PM

Hello all! This is a great thread.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1089/1219552038_0ab61d06c6.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/russheath/1219552038/)

jiminyClickit

09-07-2007, 06:27 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52349&postcount=131

"And they said a mixed marriage would never last . . ."

matthewchj

09-07-2007, 05:05 PM

Hello all! This is a great thread.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1089/1219552038_0ab61d06c6.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/russheath/1219552038/)

(cat) Ungh!!! *push* Get *push* Off *push* My *push* Bed!!! *push*
(dog) *Zzzzz*

DrEm

09-07-2007, 11:52 PM

"Prima Donna"
Excuse me.... he's fallen asleep! I cannot work in these conditions..

jiminyClickit

09-09-2007, 07:10 AM

Generally the first person to caption, posts the next photo after about 24 hours. If you are first and have no photo, you can pass, to let anyone else with a photo post. One a day works best. Like most threads, you can post captions to past photos, If you click on the post number (upper right corner, this is #135) you get a link to copy and paste in your caption post. So, new day:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/1332982751/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1380/1332982751_599e8bfea5.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="AntsBacklit" /></a>

RussHeath

09-09-2007, 10:08 PM

The Queen is looking a little . . . voluptuous lately. Let's just keep this for ourselves! ;)

thingy

09-09-2007, 11:20 PM

"Bert! what are you doing? Thats not a female ant your mounting there!!"

G

RussHeath

09-10-2007, 04:26 AM

Generally the first person to caption, posts the next photo after about 24 hours. If you are first and have no photo, you can pass, to let anyone else with a photo post.

I know it's not been 24 hours, but I it's night here and I won't be near my computer tomorrow so here it is:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1119/1353666850_2f7e3aaa81.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/russheath/1353666850/)

jiminyClickit

09-10-2007, 04:41 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53448&postcount=138

"Spinach salad, Jello cup, pond scum. I'm a lucky primate, indeed!"

Palachandra

09-25-2007, 01:42 PM

matthewchj

09-25-2007, 02:27 PM

Palachandra

09-25-2007, 02:44 PM

Hmmm.. That is the same thing he thought and removed blow from tyre!

"I wonder what happens if I remove this....?"

jiminyClickit

11-06-2007, 12:57 PM

So long since this thread reappeared, and so many photos have been posted begging to be "titled:"

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/1839207003/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2099/1839207003_d7afbdac57.jpg" width="500" height="382" alt="NothingUpMySleeves" /></a>

If you go to the beginning, thread details are explained.

Firemaine

11-06-2007, 01:05 PM

So long since this appeared, and so many photos have been posted begging to be "titled:"

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/1839207003/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2099/1839207003_d7afbdac57.jpg" width="500" height="382" alt="NothingUpMySleeves" /></a>

If you go to the beginning, thread details are explained.

" You are getting VERY Sleepy"

jiminyClickit

11-06-2007, 01:11 PM

(yeaaaaaa!)

Firemaine

11-06-2007, 01:25 PM

jiminyClickit

11-07-2007, 09:55 AM

"Chapter 7: Leveling the Aircraft"
(Man, I really should have read this in Flight School.)

Firemaine

11-07-2007, 10:32 AM

"Chapter 7: Leveling the Aircraft"
(Man, I really should have read this in Flight School.)

jiminyClickit: Your too funny!

jiminyClickit

11-07-2007, 10:49 AM

Firemaine, right back atcha

Thanks, even an audience of one is appreciated.

Seltzer

11-07-2007, 08:59 PM

Sorry guys, have been a tad busy...

"I know kung-fu" (http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=68701&postcount=143)

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Sup.. err.. no, just a plane. (http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=68709&postcount=146)

jiminyClickit

11-13-2007, 10:37 AM

Seltzer,

Always worth waiting for.

Someday I may photograph people; until then:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/1406877482/" title="Sworm by jbabbs46, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1375/1406877482_e9829fd79e.jpg" width="500" height="500" alt="Sworm" /></a>

aadam_21

11-13-2007, 12:40 PM

Man, the girl on the yoga DVD made this look so EASY!

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/aadam21/1999857317/" title="IMG_1324.jpg by aadam_21, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/1999857317_a2a45d0bf9.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="IMG_1324.jpg" /></a>

Jen473

11-13-2007, 03:12 PM

jiminyClickit

11-13-2007, 03:18 PM

Jen473, Welcome

It's OK, you can post anytime. Sometimes we give a little breathing room before posting a new photo, with the understanding that the first reply gets the option of posting next (or passing). As long as everyone knows what you're captioning, it's fine.

(On Flickr I had three of these in a row and comments began with "SSSssssss.")

snapdragon

11-13-2007, 05:26 PM

snapdragon

11-13-2007, 05:30 PM

I think i was to post a photo ,so here is one ,sorry if it was not my turn .<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/rightleftbroken/ChipLifter/photo?authkey=06y599gkcug#5113889125583685074"><img src="http://lh3.google.com/rightleftbroken/RvgvEK8mBdI/AAAAAAAAC9E/XqYHVMuYUmA/s400/101_1193.jpg" /></a>

Digidave

11-13-2007, 05:49 PM

Digidave

11-13-2007, 05:50 PM

mishababy

11-13-2007, 06:46 PM

I dont know if it is my turn but this picture needs a caption

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/mishababy/my%20pics/DSCF0049.jpg

snapdragon

11-13-2007, 07:44 PM

God, I hate Windex!

:D LOL good one , I think he felt just that way ,he wanted in LOL .

snapdragon

11-13-2007, 07:49 PM

I dont know if it is my turn but this picture needs a caption

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y241/mishababy/my%20pics/DSCF0049.jpg You lookin at ME Butter Cup ?

thingy

11-13-2007, 09:10 PM

Stop shining that bloody light in my face!

or...

Aaaaaaaaaaa.....(after the shot)...Chooooooo!!!!

G

redeveloped

11-13-2007, 09:46 PM

thingy

11-14-2007, 12:05 AM

Guy on the left: I'm telling you...I swear! There was a great big UFO up here just 10 minutes ago!!

Guy on the right: Yeah yeah....just keep taking the tablets.

jiminyClickit

11-22-2007, 05:00 PM

When several photos get posted all within a day, this does become confusing. If you wait 24 hours (Friday noon, EST) before adding your next photo, this thread could continue. Caption this one if you want, or any past post, giving a link to that photo.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47146451@N00/1032976002/" title="Cramp by jiminyClickit, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1166/1032976002_8445993446.jpg" width="500" height="382" alt="Cramp" /></a>

"Oh-cramp! Cramp!"

First Caption after this gets to post next photo in 24 hours.

thingy

11-22-2007, 06:58 PM

Andrew was going through his 'I am a dog' phase.

Ps: Jiminy - Hehehe very good.

jiminyClickit

11-22-2007, 07:20 PM

Andrew Ant has a complex. You are deep, thingy.

Thanks for playing. And being funny.

thingy

11-23-2007, 02:26 PM

I am always learning from the best ;)

jiminyClickit

11-24-2007, 04:17 AM

thingy,

Got a photo? Or want to open it up to anyone?

teinee

11-29-2007, 01:00 AM

I used this one in Classic rock challenge, but I think it will be fun to see what someone else will come up with this one.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/15488147@N02/2065307964/" title="Vacation West 2004 465 by teinee, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2271/2065307964_62c17e0eb3.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Vacation West 2004 465" /></a>
Funny story with these too, after they got done wrestling with each other they headed my direction, amazing how fast a big girl such as myself can run when needed, haha.

Jen473

11-29-2007, 01:24 AM

Buffalo on the left: "Get out of the way, she is taking a picture of me."
Buffalo on the right: "Quit being a camera hog, she is taking a picture of me!"
Both say together: "Lets go ask her!"
They head your way then one looks at the other and says " Damn she runs fast."

curtiswheat

11-29-2007, 01:40 AM

A Tick! Are you sure? Look Closer!

jiminyClickit

12-01-2007, 08:15 AM

"I said, 'You're standing in poop!' "

Jen473

12-06-2007, 01:22 AM

curtiswheat

12-06-2007, 02:26 AM

Thats right my fishy friend! Get fat, real nice and fat!

PnwGuy

12-06-2007, 05:57 AM

I tawt I taw a puddy tatfish

Peach

12-06-2007, 06:19 AM

Ok, time for a new photo I think.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jen473/2089528203/" title="Cookie by jen473, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2341/2089528203_eb696a73f8.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="Cookie" /></a>

"Nice, real nice. Look at the size of their litter box! And it's self-cleaning too! Meanwhile, I gotta do my biz, next to the damn washer! As if anyone can really concentrate when that darn thing is unbalancing."

Firemaine

12-06-2007, 01:42 PM

So Many Fish, So Little Time !

jiminyClickit

12-07-2007, 02:30 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76900&postcount=174

"Pets need names: I'll call you MondayDinner, you're TuesdayLunch, next to you is WednesdaySnack, . . ."

mfhurst

12-11-2007, 06:43 PM

Can we post a new picture and try to get this thread going again????:)

curtiswheat

12-11-2007, 06:52 PM

How about this one. He got stuck.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/photobycurtis/2072004415/" title="In There by photobycurtis, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2073/2072004415_526ff4316f.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="In There" /></a>

mfhurst

12-11-2007, 08:17 PM

"My mom told me there would be days like this....:("

teinee

12-12-2007, 01:12 AM

curiosity killed the cat, thought I was safe.

jiminyClickit

12-12-2007, 11:19 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78424&postcount=181

"Can you hear me now? Can you hear me NOW?"

curtiswheat

12-12-2007, 01:12 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78424&postcount=181

"Can you hear me now? Can you hear me NOW?"

LOL I need that this morning

fly0phoenix

12-15-2007, 01:15 PM

Is this still going? Hows this one. :)

jiminyClickit

12-15-2007, 01:39 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2448&d=1197724491

"Tastes like Little Piggy"

contactmark

12-15-2007, 01:50 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2448&d=1197724491

"Why can't I get any milk outta these things!!!"

snapdragon

12-15-2007, 01:51 PM

:D YUM !!! " Toe Jam " My Fav !!!

contactmark

12-15-2007, 10:41 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=78424&postcount=181

"Now where did I put my nuts?"

acondo

12-30-2007, 03:41 PM

this is for you digidave.
Have fun with it!

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/76892750@N00/2148023324/" title="IMG_1684 by princessamylia, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2377/2148023324_dfd55064b2.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="IMG_1684" /></a>

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/76892750@N00/2178851937/" title="You talking to me?! by princessamylia, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2164/2178851937_7d48567ab1.jpg" width="400" height="500" alt="You talking to me?!" /></a>

dognutmom

12-30-2007, 03:45 PM

Nobody come near ... these are all mine!

Digidave

12-30-2007, 07:54 PM

The first thing I thought of when i saw this shot was Gary Coleman.:D

"Whach you talkin' 'bout Willis!!?"

jiminyClickit

12-30-2007, 09:15 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=83167&postcount=191

"Cooookie Monster want COOKIE!"

PnwGuy

12-30-2007, 10:25 PM

"Dad!! If you don't take that camera away from mom and make her stop flashing me in the eyes, I'm gonna make the biggest mess in my diaper you've ever seen!!"

Firemaine

12-30-2007, 11:14 PM

"You talking to me" ? !!

Jen473

12-31-2007, 02:31 PM

Nap? I don't need no STINKIN' nap!

Firemaine

12-31-2007, 02:43 PM

Here is one I took at a children's christmas party

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/scfd/2151318703/" title="Not Happy by firemaine, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2267/2151318703_013a33f8c0.jpg" width="333" height="500" alt="Not Happy" /></a>

ksauke

01-01-2008, 01:41 AM

MMMMOOOOOMMMM. Uncle Jesse Stole My Candy Cane!!!!!

jiminyClickit

01-01-2008, 11:25 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=83637&postcount=198

"Ah, yes. Poop-machine # 3728, happy. Santa, a little soiled. Photo, priceless."

teinee

01-26-2008, 02:46 AM

As soon as I saw how this turned out, I immediately thought of the 'caption my photo' section. I can almost (just almost) hear some of the comments. So I can't wait to see what some have to say.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/15488147@N02/2211196688/" title="what is that?!?!? by teinee, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2259/2211196688_b262b5af2a.jpg" width="500" height="482" alt="what is that?!?!?" /></a>

jiminyClickit

01-27-2008, 07:34 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=99070&postcount=201

"Glad you could see it my way, Stanley."

"Ohmigod, isn't that your wife?!!!"

"Yeah, I slept funny, too."

"OOOOOHHHHHH, Zippity Doodah! Zippity Aaaaay! My, oh My . . . "

Thanks, teinee. Rich source, good eye.

KodiakStar

01-28-2008, 01:49 AM

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/22958405@N07/2224151047/" title="1.26'08 049 by KodiakStar, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2244/2224151047_f807f223b9.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="1.26'08 049" /></a>

Dog park day! (Dog in the middle is mine, named Tracker!)

jiminyClickit

01-28-2008, 02:21 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=100328&postcount=203

"Word to the wise: Spot has fleas."

"Just do not EVER call her 'bitch.'"

"Are you wearing Eau d'Garbaj?"

"Gee, your butt smells terrific!"

(Thanks, KodiakStar)

PnwGuy

01-28-2008, 05:55 AM

PnwGuy

01-28-2008, 05:59 AM

[QUOTE=KodiakStar;100328

Dog park day! (Dog in the middle is mine, named Tracker!)[/QUOTE]

"Psst...Tracker! He thinks he's a Dalmation"

Palachandra

01-29-2008, 11:32 AM

:rolleyes:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/palachandra/2228475396/" title="KID by Palachandra, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/2228475396_48cc13b0d7.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="KID" /></a>

jiminyClickit

01-30-2008, 02:30 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=101270&postcount=207

"Chucky says, 'Pull my finger!' "

"Relax, Dolly. The Vulcan Mind-Meld will bring us closer together."

"Yes, she's gone . . . WAIT! I'm feeling a pulse!!"

"Dad will be so proud, now that I've decided to become a doll clothes designer."

teinee

01-31-2008, 02:14 AM

As always, I enjoy a good chuckle when I get back to this thread and see what the creative minds have come up with. Been away a couple of days and have only had moments to peek at DPS, glad to see I wasn't wrong. Good captions for all the pics, brought a smile and laugh to my day.

Palachandra

02-01-2008, 11:38 AM

:) I wonder from where you are getting such create captions.

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=101270&postcount=207

"Chucky says, 'Pull my finger!' "

"Relax, Dolly. The Vulcan Mind-Meld will bring us closer together."

"Yes, she's gone . . . WAIT! I'm feeling a pulse!!"

"Dad will be so proud, now that I've decided to become a doll clothes designer."

Digidave

02-01-2008, 04:30 PM

I wonder from where you are getting such create captions.

Some would call it genius. Some would call it warped. That's for you to decide.:D

jujitsu1

02-01-2008, 04:38 PM

jiminyClickit

02-02-2008, 06:58 AM

:) I wonder from where you are getting such create captions.

Palachandra,

Television writers, standup comedians, funny movies, good books, people I talk with, an overactive imagination, way too little sleep and too much caffeine, a sense of the ridiculous, an eye for body language, story-telling 101, and occasionally out of left field or a clear blue sky: these are all ripe with human connections to images and language.

Funny is in the eye of the beholder, too.

embrodak

02-08-2008, 01:28 AM

curtiswheat

02-08-2008, 02:14 AM

IMO that did cross a few boundries....

embrodak

02-08-2008, 03:18 AM

IMO that did cross a few boundries....

Thanks for replying! I've edited it. ;)

curtiswheat

02-08-2008, 04:19 AM

Beautifull!

jiminyClickit

02-08-2008, 05:17 AM

embrodak,

I guess the one I had intended for Santa Claus about cannablism would not have set too well.

embrodak

02-08-2008, 06:41 AM

Get in ma belly!!

Somebody should post a new photo. I don't have any good ones yet. :p

jiminyClickit

02-08-2008, 06:47 AM

embrodak

02-08-2008, 07:45 AM

"The wet t-shirt contest wound down as the ant colony realized that nobody actually wore t-shirts."

"Does this water droplet make me look fat?"

jujitsu1

02-08-2008, 08:17 AM

is this enough stick for the fire ?

jiminyClickit

02-08-2008, 08:19 AM

[No water-boarding was involved in eliciting above response (#221), or in photo of ant.] You are free to go for more guffawry, embrodak. The bones say so.

embrodak

02-08-2008, 08:50 PM

You are free to go for more guffawry, embrodak. The bones say so.

Well, it's difficult to outdo your own "Baywatch" title.

Jen473

02-10-2008, 06:44 AM

Peach

02-10-2008, 08:00 AM

"Santa's back for more in this sequel to "Grandma Got Run Over". This holiday season, be prepared for the horror that is "Beeker Got Run Over By A Reindeer". Mothers, watch your children; Santa's on a rampage!"

embrodak

02-10-2008, 03:49 PM

"This is what happens to little girls who are on the naughty list."

Peach--hilarious. :)

jujitsu1

02-10-2008, 03:56 PM

Short and sweet ( sleigh runner )

jiminyClickit

02-10-2008, 09:45 PM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=107696&postcount=225

"Santa's kid fails first driving test."

"Sean tries out for local mall's Speed Bump Contest."

"Curious to know more about anatomy, Pat tries the direct approach."

"Having gotten crap last Christmas, Toni begins a non-violent protest against Santa."

mackenziedawn

02-11-2008, 12:02 AM

jiminyClickit

02-11-2008, 12:24 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108071&postcount=230

"Boogies taste like chicken boogies."

"Okay, I put the food in here, and when Mommie takes off the diaper . . . I don't believe that."

"What IS that cable guy doing to my babysitter?"

"Grandmother thinks I'm spoiled. Grandmother thinks I need dicipline. Grandmother thinks she's drinking lemonade."

Sooner

02-11-2008, 01:32 AM

Well since you are all so good at captions, I happen to have a picture that needs a caption.

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z227/sooner-steph/dog%20photos/bt%20meetup%20Feb%202008/DSC_0492.jpg

jiminyClickit

02-11-2008, 01:41 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108118&postcount=232

"Oh, man, your breath is burning my eyes!"

"High-four!"

"Madge! Did you get a boob-lift?!"

"For the last time, it's left-foot, left-foot, spin-around, dip."

jiminyClickit

02-12-2008, 01:00 AM

Ok what about this one.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/smokedironmade/941081880/" title="Intercambio de fotos"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1207/941081880_b623702700.jpg" width="500" height="281" alt="Asombro" /></a>

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43989&postcount=110

"I am NOT lyin'. Go home and look under a cabbage, you'll see!"

"Okay, which one of you peed? The water's too warm right here!"

"Myyyyyy baloney has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R . . ."

" . . .and Carol said that Tommy told her that if he had seen me before telling Ashley she was the cutest little thing he'd ever met in his whole 9 years in Riverdale, he might not have invited her to the Annual Third Grade Boy/Girl Dance Marathon and absolutely would have thought about maybe telling Carol to tell me that - are you listening to me?"

knavemalkin

02-12-2008, 10:45 PM

I'm sure there are so many amusing captions that can go with this one:

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/knavemalkin/2233439867/" title="Baz has a little talk with the basketball by Knavemalkin, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2117/2233439867_019836b85f.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Baz has a little talk with the basketball" /></a>

jiminyClickit

02-13-2008, 03:25 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=109211&postcount=235

"Me and you, right here, right now! (and then the girl says, . . .)"

"Okay, I want to shoot hoops. Scott just used that ball. Scott has cooties. Hmmmmm."

"Review: ball in hoop, dribble, kiss coach. No, wait: kiss ball, dribble, coach in hoop. No, wait . . ."

"Why is it, every time I go to a dance, I get stuck with the short fat guy?"

Firemaine

02-13-2008, 02:31 PM

jiminyClickit: I have no idea where you come up with this stuff. I liked to chocked on my coffee this morning when I read this one.

"Why is it, every time I go to a dance, I get stuck with the short fat guy?"

geotography

02-13-2008, 03:25 PM

knavemalkin,

How could I possibly play basketball with my feet cut off?!? (no offense intended knavemalkin)

and,

Coach, you've turned into...a....basketball!!

and,

You want to go out with me...you must have an overinflated ego to think that I would be seen out with a mere, rubber, color-coordinated basketball.

jujitsu1

02-13-2008, 09:01 PM

Are you related to wilson tom hanks friend out of cast away .
I've seen you around here before.
Heres looking at you kid.

jiminyClickit

02-16-2008, 01:49 AM

Firemaine,

Start with a relaxed (empty?) mind, let thoughts play, relate to everything you've ever seen or heard you thought was funny, have no shame, take your time but write each thought quickly before it evaporates, take smaller sips of coffee to prolong your lifespan.

And inherit a sense of wry humor, slow wit, sense of the absurd, whatever it is, from maternal side of family.

embrodak

02-16-2008, 10:56 AM

"Yes, Chair, that's what happens when you don't use protection."

"Your time-out isn't over yet. I want you to sit in that chair and think about what you've done until you're ready to not miss the basket."

"The actress soon realized that the director could easily be replaced by an overinflated object, with the advantage that the object could legally be beaten against a wall over and over again."

embrodak

02-16-2008, 10:57 AM

And inherit a sense of wry humor, slow wit, sense of the absurd, whatever it is, from maternal side of family.

Amen! (If you knew my parents, you would agree with me just as emphatically...)

jiminyClickit

02-16-2008, 11:05 AM

embrodak,

I'll add a bag of chips to that coke. While we can't choose our parents, we can recognize our strengths and develop the best of them. You, my dear, are a wit of high value. So now we know what seat cushions are really for.

embrodak

02-17-2008, 08:20 PM

I really have no idea what seat cushions are for. I have contemplated that puzzle for years and have come to the conclusion that they serve no purpose. If you know, please tell me--to me they're the eighth wonder of the world.

embrodak

02-17-2008, 08:40 PM

jiminyClickit

02-17-2008, 09:09 PM

"Yes, Chair, that's what happens when you don't use protection."

That's what seat cushions are for!

embrodak

02-18-2008, 06:51 PM

Yep, it's for captioning!

Just goes to show I have the memory and attention span of a goldfish.

jujitsu1

02-18-2008, 10:50 PM

is this how you get square jaw

Nobie

02-19-2008, 03:32 AM

Looks like you got hammered in D.C.

...um, 'cause it looks like nail?...and, um....yeah, I don't belong in this thread. :rolleyes:

jiminyClickit

02-19-2008, 07:24 AM

http://digital-photography-school.com/forum/showpost.php?p=111706&postcount=245

"My Uncle Bill, far as I know, is the only sword swallower who does it handle-first."

"Oh, man, Charlie's doing his Gene Simmons impression again, and he's added a Trojan!"

"Judy (he texted): pls cl Dr. Schindler. Tooth rly hrtz, & hv sdn crvn 4 pnuts."

"Vinnie the Vampire was amazing: the hunters would shoot wooden stakes at him, he'd catch 'em in his mouth."