I'm in!
In CS3:
tilted selection
cropped
Killed detail via:
Gaussian Blur
Surface Blur
Unsharp Mask
Blur Tool to further flatten flat areas
Then:
Filter - Brush Strokes - Accentuated Edges
Adjustment - Photo Filter - Cooling Filter (82)
I would have taken the time to clone out the thing on the chair but I don't have it.