Ha! I'm too embarrassed to take a photo of it

I'll decribe it instead. Right now I have the telephone, monitor, pc, hands free ear piece, fly spray, empty pick 'n' mix cup, watch, my daughter's silver "first tooth" pot, my cat's eye drops that we got from the vet 2 weeks ago, my son's day glow slime he got out of a horrid joke kit, wallet, stamps, lego, canon sx 120, "kids go free" voucher for lego land Windsor, Delta Ilford 400 film canister, bank statement. knitting needle, batteries and Club Penguin coin.
Suffice to say I really need to get enrolled to Fly Lady..... again!